Really, people. I understand that Valentine's Day brought out the lover in all of us (well, some of us), but share your thoughts with your significant other...not your FB friends.
These statuses are not okay:
- _____ is so happy the kids are asleep. It's time to give my hubbers his VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- _____ "She likes to call me Mr. Flintstone cuz I make the bedrock!" (This person's girlfriend followed up by commenting that, "Until you have had what I have, you will not know. I love it when the bedrocks.")
- _____ loves the c&!k. (Yep...that happened.)
- _____ is ready to go to bed, and my hubby better not be asleep cuz I'm READY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- _____ sent her to work with a smile this morning. Oh yeahhhhhh.
- _____ bada bing! (This person's wife soon commented, "woot woot!" Are you people updating facebook immediately following sex?!)
- _____ nothing like some good hot lovin' on a cold night!
(*Note: Names have been omitted to protect the over-sharers, and some statuses have been altered in minor ways just in case the offenders were to accidentally wander over to my little blog and see me talking about them.)
Now, people...we are so very happy that your love life is, um, healthy...but we don't need to know any details about it. When one reads statuses such as these, one cannot help but to think about your fornicating. So, make it stop. Refrain from posting these lusty statuses. There are some things that just don't need to be shared. I'm just sayin'...
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