Yep, I made these up on my own. Don't tell me I'm the only one... :)
...if you have ever told your husband to watch the little one(s) while you went to the bathroom without really having to go. (Everyone needs 5...10...15 minutes alone every once in a while!)
...if you have ever used your child to get off the phone with someone. (Oh no! Little Man is making a huge mess! Gotta go!!) *Dear friends and family of mine...please don't be paranoid that I do this to you, I promise I don't.* ;)
...if you have ever used your child to get out of something you didn't want to do. (Oh, we couldn't find a sitter...oh, we will have to bring our child(ren) and will not be able to stay too long so we can get them to bed...)
...if you love naptime almost as much as you love chocolate. (A peaceful time in the middle of busy days!)
...if hearing "Mooooooommmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!" coming from your little one(s) after nap or in the morning makes you smile and feel so happy and blessed.
...if you hardly ever let your camera leave your hands. (This may be a serious issue of mine...I take a ridiculous number of pictures!)
...if you have the urge to call, text, or e-mail those important to you when your child(ren) say something funny or do something funny or learn something new. (I love to tell a Little Man story, and my family members get a few of them a week!)
...if you clean up toys what seems like a zillion times a day.
...if you have the urge to tell a story about your little one(s) after someone else shares a story about their child(ren). (Yep...I am guilty of this. I know it can seem annoying and like you're trying to one-up, but it is just a natural reaction, I think, because their story reminds you of something your child(ren) have done. So, if I've done this to you, I swear I am not trying to be a heiffer...we are all just very proud of our children and love to talk about them! :) )
...if you give your child(ren) something to hold in the store so that they are occupied (since they don't care about the toys you brought in your bag, of course) and then hand it to the cashier when checking out since you never intended to buy it. (This one bit me in the butt one time...and a certain little monkey ended up coming home with us and is now my little boy's best friend.) :)
...if you think your child(ren) are the cutest, smartest, funniest, most amazing child(ren) in the history of all the world. :)
...if you love your little one(s) more than you ever thought possible.
I'm just sayin'...
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