The Bachelor

Whyyyyyy does Jake like Vienna so dang much?! Seriously! I really don't think her face is all that pretty, and she is very immature compared to him and she's just flat out annoying. And did I mention last time that the way she moves her mouth and clenches her teeth together when she talks makes me cringe? I just don't see what he sees in her. Except...

Jake is a man whore. I think he's a nice guy, but it is obvious that he is all about the physical attraction. Sure, sure...he has some nice words to say about relationships and what he wants and blah, blah, blah, but how many times during a show do we hear, "She is smokin'!" "She is hot!" "She is drop dead gorgeous!" And the girls all roll their pretty little eyes and act flattered at his accolades. Eh.

Ali. Ohhhh, Ali. You made your choice. I liked you, I really did, but when you left him I knew even when they showed you calling him that you were done. And, girl, you looked like a hot mess sobbing over him. How about getting out there and finding someone the way the rest of us did - in day to day life.

I can't stand the way Gia talks...it always seems like she is struggling to get words out or something.

Jake asked Vienna what kinds of rings she likes, and I was wondering how he could ask her, but not the other girls... But then I remembered that the producers all know how much we hate this girl and of course they would show us him asking her that...I bet he asked all three, but they chose to show us him asking her...another way of getting us to tune in to "The most dramatic final rose ceremony ever!"

I really, really like Tenley. I want her to marry my brother! (Call me if it doesn't work out with Jake, girl! I'll set you up!) She seems genuinely sweet and she has morals and values. (Hmmm...maybe not a good match for my brother. He's not big into girls with morals. Just kidding...kind of.) And she's not psycho as far as I can tell.

Going into the final rose with Vienna and Tenley is wild, isn't it? They couldn't be more different.

TEAM TENLEY!!! I'm just sayin'...